ZAY ZILLA BITCH

FUK MY DOGG ATE IT

That moment when you’re playing hide and seek and they’re about to find you.

PLEASE DONT FIND ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Expectation:

Reality:

WHEN SOMEONE DOESN’T TEXT ME BACK

I’M JUST LIKE:

When you touch the bathroom doorknob and the knob is already wet

On the first day of school, teachers expect you to remember everything you learned the previous year

but I’m just like:

When you are too shy to talk to your crush and you ask your friends for advice

Friends:

“It’s okay just give it time!”

BEST friends:

When your alarm wakes you up in the morning

Expectations

Reality:

When I try to leave Tumblr

Other people during finals:

Me during finals: